In case no one on Facebook let you know through memes and clever status messages, today is Friday the 13th. So, watch out for black cats, don’t walk under any ladders, don’t break any mirrors, and just be careful in general.
I’m trying to figure out what my bad omen of the day was.
Squeaker took off his patch, so he’s mildly insane with energy. This has caused massive mayhem in my house.
- Let the dog out the front door
- Emptied almost an entire bottle of lotion in his brother’s room
- Broken a CD case into tiny shards of dangerousness
- Emptied almost all of the toys onto the living room floor
- Jumped on his bed with the dog
- Taken the blankets off of my bed
- Run around naked half the day and in only underwear the rest of the day
- Jumped on me
- Used the dog as a step
- Kicked me in the eye